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Topic ID: 5
#0, What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by Blob on Apr-30-01 at 11:46 AM
LAST EDITED ON Apr-30-01 AT 01:01 PM (EDT)

LAST EDITED ON Apr-30-01 AT 01:00 PM (EDT)

Hi I'm Blob!
And I'm Sauron!
And I'm Grond!
And I'm Longbow!
We are a happy little community of personalities living in the brain of Benjamin Brill! We allways do fun things like plotting a revolution to take over Germany, to use the Bundeswehr to attack other nations like France or England. Sadly we aren't very good with computers. But we are trying to learn! ^_^
Our favorite animes are:
Blob: Bubblegum Crisis 2032
Sauron: NGE
Grond: Slayers
Longbow:Cool Devices!! Cool Devices!! *WHAM* *SMACK* *KABOOOOOM* ...owie... Transformers the Movie

Our favorite music is:
Well, let's just say that we pray to Skuld and we think that nuclear weapons should be used to burn bands like the Backstreet Boys and the Spice Girls and their more fanatic fans from the face of the earth.

But we're mostly harmles. Really. And this isn't a gun that our body is pointing at you.

Benjamin Brill
who lives near one of the (former) largest cities of the world and is still as far away from civilisation as Tatooine.


#1, RE: What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by Gryphon on Apr-30-01 at 02:06 PM
In response to message #0
>Our favorite music is:
>Well, let's just say that we pray to Skuld and we think that nuclear
>weapons should be used to burn bands like the Backstreet Boys and the
>Spice Girls and their more fanatic fans from the face of the earth.

Hey, I like one Backstreet Boys song. And go ahead and invade France if you want, but leave England out of it.

--G.
-><-
Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/


#2, RE: What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by Blob on Jun-02-01 at 07:18 AM
In response to message #1
>And go ahead and invade France
>if you want, but leave England out of it.

?: WÜÜÜÜÜRRR DOITSCHEN BOMBARRDIIEERRREN WOOOOO WÜÜÜÜÜRRR WOLLEN!!!!!! AARRRRR!! BOMBEN LOS! BOMBEN! ALLES PLATT BOMBEN!

??: HAHA! YES! HAHA!! BURN THEM!! BURN THEM AAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Longbow: Oh shit! Guys we have a situation here!

Grond: I'm at it!

Sauron: Lets pund 'em!

*ZAP* *KATOOOOM* *ZAPZAPZAP* *CRASH* *BOOM* *BANG*


Blob: Uh... Sorry 'bout this. That were J.RandomGermanDictator and BigThingWithLotsOfTeeth. Just ignore those two, they're normally imprisoned in the basement, I don't know how they got up here. And please excuse J.Random.'s behavior, he is just a bit on edge because he didn't sleep since 1945.

Benjamin Brill
who lives near one of the (former) largest cities of the world and is still as far away from civilisation as Tatooine.


#3, RE: What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by drakensisthered on Jun-02-01 at 06:04 PM
In response to message #1
>>Our favorite music is:
>>Well, let's just say that we pray to Skuld and we think that nuclear
>>weapons should be used to burn bands like the Backstreet Boys and the
>>Spice Girls and their more fanatic fans from the face of the earth.
>
>Hey, I like one Backstreet Boys song. And go ahead and invade France
>if you want, but leave England out of it.
>
Au contraire, feel free to invade us. Just give us a warning to deploy the more offensive musical groups (~90% of them) in your path.
And then we'll kick your collective rears. Again. Nothing personal or racist, just business.

drakensisthered


2 World wars and 1 world cup!


#4, RE: What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by Blob on Dec-23-01 at 08:23 AM
In response to message #3
>2 World wars
Yea, _WORLD_ Wars. You needed the French and the Russians to distract us and the Americans to save your asses.

>and 1 world cup!
Who cares about that game anyway?

Okay, time for the real introduction:
I'm living at The Ass End Of Space a.k.a. Niederense, a little village near the historical city of Soest. I found UF in 1999 (or was it '98) on r.a.a.c. and promptly stoped reading real books. I'm kinda considered the local wierdo around here. (because I like animes and don't hide it) I'm also a fanfic author, but I have a bad case of writersblock since the summer of 2000.


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Benjamin Brill, following his own religion since 2000.


#5, RE: What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by Laudre on Dec-23-01 at 01:22 PM
In response to message #4
>>2 World wars
>Yea, _WORLD_ Wars. You needed the French and the Russians to distract
>us and the Americans to save your asses.

...Which means that the British know how to pick allies.

(Italians!?)

>>and 1 world cup!
>Who cares about that game anyway?

Roughly 85% of the planet's population, +/- 5%.

-- Sean --

http://www.thebrokenlink.org The Broken Link 4.0 is live!
"All tribal myths are true, for a given value of 'true'." -- Terry Pratchett
Follow my random thoughts
Follow my creative process


#6, RE: What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by Blob on Dec-23-01 at 02:21 PM
In response to message #5
>>>2 World wars
>>Yea, _WORLD_ Wars. You needed the French and the Russians to distract
>>us and the Americans to save your asses.
>
>...Which means that the British know how to pick allies.
>
>(Italians!?)
>
And the Japanese. Don't forgett the the Japanese. Austria doesn't count they're kinda Germans, too. At least they were back then.

>>>and 1 world cup!
>>Who cares about that game anyway?
>
>Roughly 85% of the planet's population, +/- 5%.

85% I don't belong to.

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"And what _are_ we dealing with? Little green men!?"
"No. Little green blobs in bonded polycarbite-armor!"


#7, RE: What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by Laudre on Dec-23-01 at 02:30 PM
In response to message #6
LAST EDITED ON Dec-23-01 AT 02:31 PM (EST)

>>>>and 1 world cup!
>>>Who cares about that game anyway?
>>
>>Roughly 85% of the planet's population, +/- 5%.
>
>85% I don't belong to.

Well, you asked.

-- Sean --
...answering rhetorical questions since 1982... (edit: html fix)
http://www.thebrokenlink.org The Broken Link 4.0 is live!
"All tribal myths are true, for a given value of 'true'." -- Terry Pratchett
Follow my random thoughts
Follow my creative process


#8, RE: What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by Pasha on Dec-24-01 at 06:57 AM
In response to message #6
>>>>2 World wars
>>>Yea, _WORLD_ Wars. You needed the French and the Russians to distract
>>>us and the Americans to save your asses.
>>
>>...Which means that the British know how to pick allies.
>>
>>(Italians!?)
>>
>And the Japanese. Don't forgett the the Japanese. Austria doesn't
>count they're kinda Germans, too. At least they were back then.

Nah, the Japanese where at least semi-sane allies. And they had money, and at least acceptably trained troops. The italians had...musillini..(sp?)

--
-Pasha
Umm, right....I'll be with you in just a sec now...


#9, RE: What is it?! - I think it's a German.
Posted by Pangaro on Dec-25-01 at 11:43 PM
In response to message #8
LAST EDITED ON Dec-25-01 AT 11:44 PM (EST)

>Nah, the Japanese where at least semi-sane allies. And they had
>money, and at least acceptably trained troops. The italians
>had...musillini..(sp?)

Musolini

Pangaro, just like the spaghetti
Paying attention to the wrong part of the speech since 1986...