>And go ahead and invade France
>if you want, but leave England out of it.

?: WÜÜÜÜÜRRR DOITSCHEN BOMBARRDIIEERRREN WOOOOO WÜÜÜÜÜRRR WOLLEN!!!!!! AARRRRR!! BOMBEN LOS! BOMBEN! ALLES PLATT BOMBEN!

??: HAHA! YES! HAHA!! BURN THEM!! BURN THEM AAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Longbow: Oh shit! Guys we have a situation here!

Grond: I'm at it!

Sauron: Lets pund 'em!

*ZAP* *KATOOOOM* *ZAPZAPZAP* *CRASH* *BOOM* *BANG*

Blob: Uh... Sorry 'bout this. That were J.RandomGermanDictator and BigThingWithLotsOfTeeth. Just ignore those two, they're normally imprisoned in the basement, I don't know how they got up here. And please excuse J.Random.'s behavior, he is just a bit on edge because he didn't sleep since 1945.

Benjamin Brill
who lives near one of the (former) largest cities of the world and is still as far away from civilisation as Tatooine.